I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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