Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Randomize
