the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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