Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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