what day is it and did you see me today?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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