You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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