Ambien. No doubt about it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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