There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The power of my boobs compel you
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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