On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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