This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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