We're like a lot better than the average bears
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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