haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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