You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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