You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
