it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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