he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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