it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
be right there i have to get my cape
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
wow bdsm is so cute
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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