Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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