Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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