Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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