yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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