Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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