I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I believe in your delicious
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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