party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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