Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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