Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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