beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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