I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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