he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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