saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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