How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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