I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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