Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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