quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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