: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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