our cab driver is having phone sex.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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