Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
