im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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