He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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