No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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