she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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