we're blogging at a bar
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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