His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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