if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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