i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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