At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
