nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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