i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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