Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)