fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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