i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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