remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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